Dear Mo,

I see your guarantee and I can’t help but shake my head. Why don’t you sit this next one out and stop talking for a while.

Not trying to be rude, but man…just trying to help! Also for  future reference, if your team is down 2-1 (really 3-0) and you’re on the road and one of the main reasons why your team is down 2-1 is because you haven’t shown up…you really shouldn’t say anything to the media. Especially not any sort of guarantee. I mean for said series you’re shooting 32% from the field (18-for-56), 25% from the 3-point line (6-for-24) with 13 assists and 9 turnovers to your name. You’ve made less field goals in three games than you attempted in game 1 (19). You really don’t need to guaranteeing anything big guy. You’re kind of like the ugly guy who withing 3 minutes of meeting a girl tells her that she’s coming home with him.

And I get that you guys have to be confident and what not…but let LeBron be confident. Let him put the guarantee out there, he’s for sure going to show up. You? I haven’t seen a disappearance this fast since Ron Mercer after MJ in a Wizard jersey pinned his layup attempt on the backboard.

Thanks for listening,

SJ